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Nigeria entertainers as disease
1. Wizkid Syndrome:A chronic tendency to create catchy and repetitive hits to a loyal fan base with a boyish charm that induces envy from peers and late-bloomers, which also hides the fact, that one is approaching quarter-life.2. Davidotis:A psychiatric condition whereby a sufferer survives speculations ofwhether genuine talent or one’s father’s wealth is the source of one’s success, alongside a pervading comparison with an equally talented whiz-kid.3. Tuface Syndrome:A rare syndrome that occurs when prodigious talent meets prodigious baby-making ability but with a legendary status, strong social equity and astaying power that keep a whole industry in awe.4. D’banj Obsessive Disorder:A disease characterized by the feeling that one’s best days are firmly behind and, as a result, onelooks for outlets to compensate for fading stardom and income, including taking reliefin farming-5. Dangotiosis:A condition marked by an obsession with Dangote‘s wealth, only curable by a decision to mind one’s own business.6. Lindapilepsy:A strong and strange resentment that occurs when news of Linda Ikeji’s wealth arises, which is commonly observed among struggling publicists, jealous digital marketers, hungryjournalists, and retired or rival bloggers.7. Iyanyamariasis:The abnormal ability of a cell to spot errors in its former ways before proceeding to create a trademark style that takes waist gyrations to nerve-racking heights with performances worthy of Mr. Universe Pageantry.8. Tontolitis: The debilitating ability to sustain fame in an erratic way as it was acquired while still smiling to the bank.9. PSquarisasis:When two malignant cells take the understanding of a market to unprecedented heights resulting in a dominance previously thought impossible and doing it with a discernible Igbo accent.10. Don Jazzy Disorder:A disorder that makes an organ produce back-to-back hits and maintain a social equity that can embarrass pastors and politicians, including a social media addiction and an idiosyncratic singing style that impresses.11. Kceeosis:A cell’s ability to confuse celebrity with a right to make embarrassingwardrobe choices and a knack for coming out even more horrendous than a previoustime despite public outcry and bile from popular bloggers.12. Jenniferiasis:The ability of an organ to exhibit behavior that would ordinarily be considered razz to a point where the lines between acting and reality are blurred but compensated with popular adulation and brand endorsements.13. MIplasia: A type of dwarfism that compensates the lack of bone growth with incredible rhyming prowess and a persona capable of inducing endless admiration and beef from hustling rappers.14. Ice Prince Cerebral Cramps:A disorder that causes exaggerated hip-hop postures, a rigid conformity to infantile end-rhymes that turn rap songs into mainstream classics and also results in multiple awards than most “serious” rappers.15. Mode Complex:An affliction that causes an artist to be the default referencefor prodigious & clever wordplay that, sadly, does not correlate with the amount of albums sold or account balance, a living proof of the saying: ‘grammar no be money’.16. Dakolomentality:A rare psychotic disorder that inflicts a sufferer with unlimited guttural talent but indistinctive brand positioning & packaging.17. Olamide Palsy:A malignant tumor that involves a blatant display of one’s ethnicity and background combined with traits mostly reserved for touts but interestingly made into a premium musical package thatsurprises earlier sufferers of the same tumor who faded into obscurity.18. Phynognomy:A severe condition similar to Olamide Palsy but with an Igbo flair and an ability to turn what would havebeen a bad hair day for most into a phenomenal signature look.19. Bella Naija Syndrome: An affliction whereby the Nigerian national man-hour isspent keeping track of who wore what to where until one wakes up to the reality of awasted lifetime.20. Kedike Syndrome:A syndrome that causes a sufferer to endure a clean image despite the presence of a latent sexuality which experts guess might lead to a Rihanna Crisis or, in the extreme, a psychiatric condition of Miley Cyrus proportions....